3 Gringos + 2 Mysterious Women + 1 Mayan Shaman + 6 Drug Smugglers + 3 Mayan Ruins + 6 Gun Runners
+ 10,000 Bats + 1 fer-de-lance + 3 Caves + 1 revolution +1 helicopter + 1 hang glider + 100 bombs =
(Adventure! + Excitement! + Romance! + Hilarity!) X 1000
"An incredibly real illusion! You can almost taste the guano!" Scoop Johnson, JH News
"A classic road trip that spins out of control weaving through Mayan ruins, rain forests to the Puuc Hills of Yucatan and then Kaleidoscoping from a cave trip into a mind trip to the brink of a cliff on the Usamacinta River." Seymore Flashbax, Banyo Express
"A dangerous book! It gives terrorism a bad name!"
--Gen. Kaka De Vaca
