"An incredibly real illusion! You can almost taste the guano!" --Scoop Johnson, JH News

"A classic road trip that spins out of control weaving through Mayan ruins, rain forests to the Puuc Hills of Yucatan and then Kaleidoscoping from a cave trip into a mind trip, then to the brink of a cliff on the Usamacinta River."

--Seymore Flashbax, Banyo Express

"A dangerous book! It gives terrorism a bad name!"

--Gen. Kaka De Vaca